Crappintine's Day

Merry Crappintine's Day to all and to all a good night. Crappintine's Day is a bunch of bull. How come all the men have to buy their women stuff and the favour doesn't have to be returned? Because we are stoopid sheep and do what we are told, especially when we might get sex.

Well ok, Crappintine's Day isn't that bad, it's actually a nice thing we can do for our women. However, SWEETEST DAY IS FUCKING GAY. You all ain't never heard of Sweetest Day? I bet your women have. It was started in the 30's in Cleveland by some dude who thought that giving shit to neighbors would be nice. (Hey it was the Depression, so I guess it's orgins are honest enough.) Then Hallmark took it over and the third Saturday in October we are supposed to buy Crappentine's Crap AGAIN even though we just did it 8 months earlier. Bull man, bull...