Wood's Weekly Words of Wisdom

The most American, Patriotic, or whatever the hell you want to call it thing you can do is pay your taxes. So shut up and quit whining about them being to high. Apparently my huge salary of $21,000 last year does not entitle me to those Bush tax cuts refund things that our down on their luck friends of ours Donld and Bill are gittin', but you know what? I don't care. Stop whining and pay. You know why Western European nations have higher standards of living, less poverty (which leads to less crime,) and more attractive people? They pay their redicuously high taxes and go for a walk rather than bitch about low ones and eat a Super Size Triple burger meal. I win AND I'm more mature.