Big Party. Free Busch. November 2nd. Republicans only.

I would like to extend a warm invitation to all Republicans across the nation to come to my house on November 2nd for my first ever Elect "Busch" party. The beer will be free and unlimited. Party starts early, 8am or so, and goes until about 10:15. You have to be there at 8am for free beer, and I will be taking your keys when you get there so you can't leave. Texans and Floridians will be given VIP treatment, and are strongly urged to attend. There will be skeet shooting, an appearance by Toby Keith, BBQ, line dancing, and much more.

Democrats and liberals will be turned away at the door.

Green Party members also welcome.

Please RSVP by October 2nd, as I have to order the beer and pork rinds and such.