I Had Tacos or Burritos.

I'm not really sure what they were. At first I called them tacos, but I was using flour tortillas and folding them up like a burrito. (You know, so the meat doesn't fall out.) When does a taco stop being a taco?

Anyway my sister made them and I rushed home because, you know, tacos. She cooked up about a pound of beef, added half a can of refried beans and chili seasoning. I then added a drop, ONE DROP, of Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce. My cornhole burned a little this morning.

I urge everyone to buy this stuff. Even if you don't like hot stuff it's good to have around for practical jokes. (You know, slip some in a sandwich or rub it on the lip of a beer bottle. Trust me it doesn't take much.) This is the same stuff me and one of my other moronic friends used to take the "Hot Sauce Challenge" where we were eating tablespoons of it at a time. After two we called a truce. I then felt dizzy and broke into a cold sweat, and he started vomiting. I think I went into minor shock. The stuff is awesome.

If you like spicy mustard the Hurtin' Habanero Honey Mustard is excellent.