Monday, March 08, 2004

Jesus is weird.

If Jesus was supposed to be so good, how come he makes people so weird? Why are Jesus people so strange, and not-fun? How come Jesus people have to consult the Bible before they do anything, and then find a way for the Bible to say they shouldn't have fun. Go to this NY Times article about wacko Christian college Patrick Henry Psychward College. You can read the article if you want, but just scroll down to the picture of the kid praying and you can pretty much guess the contents of the article.

Here's what I say. My feeble mind cannot comprehend life without some kind of higher power. I'm not that lucky. The best thing I ever did was win the sperm race. So, yes, I believe in a higher power. Jesus however, is a different story. I do not doubt his existence, but do not believe he was God. Think of it. In his time he walked around, claiming to be God, got some people to follow him, made other people mad, and eventually the government got mad so they killed him.

Sounds like something that happened in Waco about 1993, only substitute Pontius Pilate for the ATF.

Yes I am saying that Jesus was a psycho. If everyone is going to believe stories from old books, how come no one believes there was a guy named Hercules who fought a three headed snake, or a guy named Ulysses who blinded a giant Cyclops? How come no one believes that Zeus is God? Shit an old book does say so.

Take that wrong wingers.

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