Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Wal Mart Nation.

What is wrong with all of you?

If there is one company that does NOT deserve another cent of your money, its Wal Mart. Wal Mart is an AWFUL company that has all of you idiots hypnotised by that dumb smiling face that floats around the commercials and shoots arrows at $10.99 and makes it $9.83. You are all retarded.

Wal Mart is the largest retail store IN THE WORLD. It is so large, that currently Sam's children Alice, Helen, Jim, John and Sam split the shares of the company 5 ways and are worth $20.5 BILLION dollars each. You all think that Bill Gates is rich? He's worth about $46 billion. If Sam Walton had one child instead of five, that child right now would be worth $102.5 BILLION.

Wal Mart is a bully. They bully their way into communities, draw in customers using ultra low prices, then once everyone in town is gone, they raise them up again. But you, the stupid average everyday person, does not realize this and insists on shopping there. What they hell, they only fucked over your neighbor. But what were you supposed to do? Wal Mart was a dollar cheaper than they guy you've been giving your business to who lives in a home much like your own, who pays the same taxes as you do, and whose children are friends with your children. I mean I understand, I consistency fuck people over $1.

Wal Mart is a company full of GREEDY ASS MOTHERFUCKERS. But "oh, when they come to town they create more jobs than they eliminate." Yes, by golly you're right! Jim's grocery employed 10 people and paid them all $12/hr, but God bless Wal Mart, they closed down that Jim's Grocery and turned his ten jobs into TWENTY, all paying six whole dollars an hour! Geeze don't I feel stupid!

Wal Mart currently employs something like 7 trillion monkeys in the US. These monkeys are not allowed to unionize either. If they do they all lose their jobs, and scabs are called in. (Becuase we all know how tough it is to find $6/hr work.)

Wal Mart sells shit. They only sell lowest bidder products, so this shit you are buying is literally shit. What would you rather buy, one Volvo at $25,000 every 15 years, or one KIA every three years at $9,000. "But oh the KIA is so inexpensive..." THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S SHIT! Well the same holds true for other goods. The most economical thing you can buy is the best. You all have to start thinking long term. Idiots.

Bottom line; If you shop at Wal Mart, you're an idiot. More than that you are an unpatriotic idiot. You are destroying the entrepreneurial nature of this country. You are allowing the fat fuck with all the cards to take the pot, and you aren't even willing to call him out because that would cost you $1.

Yeah land of the free my ass. You're free to start up any business you want, as long as Wal Mart doesn't want it also. Republican asswipes. The rich get richer, and you save $1.

I give up on you people. I'm moving to Europe.

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