Something I never got...

was whether George Thorogood was humping the landlady or not in "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer". "She was so nice, Lord she was lovey-dovey" to me seems like he is, but if he were why would she evict him?

Now his version is the only one that makes this reference to the landlady, so he added it for a reason. My only hope is that George Thorogood reads my blog.