Wednesday, May 05, 2004

You Don't Need a Bag

There is no reason for you to get a bag.

You buy two things, you have two hands. A bag of potato chips does not need a bag. A box of cereal, a gallon of milk, four kiwis and tuna fish doesn't require four. Meat is not poison, and can touch other things. The ground beef juice won't poison the steak and the bananas, because the steak is being frozen along with the beef and the bananas have skin.

6 and 12 packs have handles, and are easier to carry than a plastic bag containing them.

Bags of apples don't need to be put in a bag. It makes no sense to do that.

Don't be stoopid, don't be wasteful, don't be lazy.

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