My Day is Ruined
I was all pumped to play golf today. I even woke up at 8am to do so. I went to this shitty ass crap of a hole golf course that I like called Barney Road. There was an old lady league playing. I was surprised that somewhere so shitty even had a league. The old fart starter guy told us to come back at 10, even though there was nobody on the first hole at all. So we went and stood in my aunt's air conditioned fruit-flowers store for a bit and then came back. It was like the bingo hall let out.
After sitting in the car, planning our approach, we decided that even though we can play the whole course in an hour, if we got on we'd still be stuck behind an old lady foursome. (We aren't courteous with each other really. We hit at the same time and once you're on the green its a free for all. We suck, so this helps us to speed the game along. Nothing is more annoying on a golf course than being stuck behind a foursome where all four players suck, but they let each person take each of their 14 strokes in turn.)
So we went to the Niskayuna Driving Range instead.
Oh well, maybe Thursday.
After sitting in the car, planning our approach, we decided that even though we can play the whole course in an hour, if we got on we'd still be stuck behind an old lady foursome. (We aren't courteous with each other really. We hit at the same time and once you're on the green its a free for all. We suck, so this helps us to speed the game along. Nothing is more annoying on a golf course than being stuck behind a foursome where all four players suck, but they let each person take each of their 14 strokes in turn.)
So we went to the Niskayuna Driving Range instead.
Oh well, maybe Thursday.

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