Suburban Kids are Stupid (I can say this because I am a suburban kid.)

Well, I guess you could say that all kids are stupid, only in different ways.

One of the stupid things that suburban kids do is they try to pass themselves off as being "cool" by demonstrating their knowledge of a particular city's subway system. (I hate to break it to you clowns but subways are designed to be easy to use and navigate.)

That's like me moving to the city and acting cool because I know how to use the interstate system.