Ha ha. I Would Have Done the Same.

When it became clear that the NL's starting battery in the All-Star Game this year was going to be Fat Clemens and Mike Piazza, I said to myself; "If I were Mike Piazza, I'd whisper to each hitter what and where each pitch was going to be."

Apparently he did.

It's good to know that I think like an All-Star major league catcher.