You have my $50,000
My father does not believe in garbage. It pains him to throw away anything. As a result he has saved everything he has ever touched, seen, or pissed on.
EVERYTHING EXCEPT ALL OF HIS GODDAMN 1950's AND 60'S BASEBALL CARDS!!!!!!!!!
(It's like throwing out $20's because you have five times the number of $1's.)
I have therefore reasoned that someone out there has about $50,000 worth of my baseball cards. (Since he would have handed them down to me anyway.) There MUST be some astute ex-garbageman somewhere who, while collecting trash in Brooklyn back in the 50's or 60's, found my baseball cards.
Please email me for the address to which you can send the check.
Cash will also be accepted.
Thank You.
EVERYTHING EXCEPT ALL OF HIS GODDAMN 1950's AND 60'S BASEBALL CARDS!!!!!!!!!
(It's like throwing out $20's because you have five times the number of $1's.)
I have therefore reasoned that someone out there has about $50,000 worth of my baseball cards. (Since he would have handed them down to me anyway.) There MUST be some astute ex-garbageman somewhere who, while collecting trash in Brooklyn back in the 50's or 60's, found my baseball cards.
Please email me for the address to which you can send the check.
Cash will also be accepted.
Thank You.
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