Thank You Yankees

for once again one-upping the Red Sox and showing us how real chokers do it. Thank you A-Rod for not coming to Boston and trying to girl slap your way on base. Thank you whole pitching staff for sucking. Thank you Torre for sitting and doing nothing while your team collapsed. Thank you "Cashman" for collecting a team of all talent and no heart.

You fellas are the ones who made this all possible for us Sox fans, and I personally thank you for rolling over, going belly up, exposing your Achilles heel, and basically being the big suck. At least you guys all have nicer cars.

(Geeze guys, no more 1918 chants? At least we've won in this century.)