Thank You Mets...

...For being stupid enough to take Pedro away from the Sox. I hope you get four good starts out of him, let alone four years. Pedro has now become the ace of baseball's "All-Mediocre" rotation and I wish him well.

At least, since Pedro uses a lot of his money building houses and schools and stuff in his hometown in the DR, Met fans can feel good about their charitable donation every time they buy a ticket to a game at Shea or a new Mets hat.