Pizza
Pizza has been a source of debate for a while. Everyone and their mother knows of "the best pizza place in the world", at least in thier own minds.
The problem is that these people are wrong. How does one judge "the best pizza in the world," when they haven't eaten pizza from all over the world? They cannot, therefore anyone who says that; "XXXXXX has the best pizza ever!" is either a liar or a retard.
My opinion, however, holds merit because I at least understand my inability to accurately have an opinion on every pizza parlor on the globe.
Where I am from, mom and pop pizza joints outnumber chain restaurants 10 to 1. Anyone who says that the best pizza comes from Pizza Hut, Dominos, Papa Johns, or Little Caesars is an idiot. Their pizza sucks.
The only pizza worse than the pizza mentioned above is any pizza bought outside of the United States. The best pizza I found in the UK was "Dominos Meat Lovers", (Perfect Pizza fucking sucks,) and the pizza in Germany and Italy is fucking disgusting. (When my friend was in Frankfurt, he had mayonnaise and lettuce put on his pizza.)
Anyplace not mentioned here is worth a try. You'll probably find good pizza, but Jesus Christ no one knows what the "best" pizza is.
The problem is that these people are wrong. How does one judge "the best pizza in the world," when they haven't eaten pizza from all over the world? They cannot, therefore anyone who says that; "XXXXXX has the best pizza ever!" is either a liar or a retard.
My opinion, however, holds merit because I at least understand my inability to accurately have an opinion on every pizza parlor on the globe.
Where I am from, mom and pop pizza joints outnumber chain restaurants 10 to 1. Anyone who says that the best pizza comes from Pizza Hut, Dominos, Papa Johns, or Little Caesars is an idiot. Their pizza sucks.
The only pizza worse than the pizza mentioned above is any pizza bought outside of the United States. The best pizza I found in the UK was "Dominos Meat Lovers", (Perfect Pizza fucking sucks,) and the pizza in Germany and Italy is fucking disgusting. (When my friend was in Frankfurt, he had mayonnaise and lettuce put on his pizza.)
Anyplace not mentioned here is worth a try. You'll probably find good pizza, but Jesus Christ no one knows what the "best" pizza is.
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