Dear Indians,

My family emigrated from Europe in the early 1900s(well after your land had been taken,) and worked in crappy factories 60 hours a week for enough money to feed themselves.

I personally do not own land, and also work 60 hours a week for enough money to feed myself.

Our enemy is the same group of people; rich old WASP Republicans.

That being said, I'd just like to point out that the ass fucking you gave me last night was not only uncalled for, but unfair.

I curse you and your people.