I Can Fix the Left

I was at Barnes and Noble the other day and I ran across Ann Coulter's new book and I couldn't put it down. No no no not because I was reading it, I just couldn't figure out how such a hot piece of ass could be such a cunt. Then for shits I went online to see if I could find any pictures of Laura Ingrahm. Bing again, hot piece of conservative ass #2.

We need hot chicks to be political analysts and talk show hosts and stuff. I can imagine guys staring at Ann Coulter while they watch FOX news thinking; "Gosh she's perdy," all the while her psycho rants are subliminally being embedded in their minds.

Guys are dumb.