If I Ever Become All Retarded

like that chick from Florida, I might not care if there's some big legal battle over whether to keep me alive or not, what I would care about is the dimwit bucktooth retard photos of me being broadcast all over the world.

seriously, if you look at pictures of that chick from when she was young and not demented, she was pretty hot. But all you see on TV is pictures of a drooling moaning lump.

if i am ever a drooling moaning lump, kill me,...especially if I've been shown as such on national TV.